This was the floor where the stupid hunters were trying to kill us. That
didn’t work out too well for them, now did it? There was this one bug lady,
and her name was Vrah. We killed her annoying little sister right in the
beginning, and that made Vrah really mad. When Carl went to that lame
CrawlCon later on, he met Vrah’s mom and made her really mad, too. So
mad she flew all the way to Earth just to participate as a god named Diwata.
Katia left the party so she could hunt down Eva, her player killer ex-
best friend, and that was really sad because I liked being in a party with
Katia. She managed to get Eva in the end, though, and I really hope she’ll
come back to the party. I love Carl, of course, but it would be nice to have
her back. I miss having her with us. I suppose now that she’s in love with
Daniel Bautista he’d have to come with her. That would be okay, too, even
if he looks like a generic brand Tony the Tiger.
We learned at the end of the floor there would be a party with a talent
contest and pet show for the hunters and the top 50 crawlers. It would be at
the high elf castle, led by the mean Queen Imogen. The party was called the
Butcher’s Masquerade.
My Mongo met a few fellow dinosaurs, including a female
mongoliensis named Kiwi. Honestly, I don’t want to talk about how that
started because it was highly traumatic for my brave, sweet boy, whose
innocence was savagely ripped away from him. He’s still healing.
Also, way back on the third floor, we met a bra-deficient Elite named
Signet covered in gross tattoos. You may have seen her show, as Carl and I
were both guest stars. It was called Vengeance of the Daughter. Carl was
contractually bound to continue with that story, which was to help her
reclaim her crown and defeat queen Imogen of the high elves, who helped
kill Signet’s mother a long time ago.
My friend Prepotente and his former person Miriam Dom got in a bit of
trouble, and, unfortunately, Miriam Dom passed away. But Prepotente was a
very brave goat about it. Miriam used to have another goat, too, one named
Bianca who is quite friendly when you get to know her. She’s a demon goat
dragon thing, and she and Prepotente are off on their own now.
I got into a little tussle with a crawler named Lucia Mar, and I killed one
of her disgusting dogs, who absolutely deserved it. We later found out that
there’s something weird going on with Lucia Mar that I honestly just don’t
understand, but Florin, our crocodilian friend who says he’s from France
but was in Africa and has an Australian accent, is determined to find out
